1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Nope... Can't sleep in what I don't wear.

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
Real life drama, no. Fictional drama, yes.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
... no.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My mother, on her birthday.

5. Small or large purses?:
Small, as in, "a wallet".

6. Are you short?:
Nope, 6'2" and proud of it.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
In the unlikely event it were to happen, I would proceed to smack the smacker in the face with a smacking device, like a "Smacko Brand Smacking Stick".

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Not necessarily, unless they become rough and uncomfortable after being dirtied.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Does a tie with the letters "D" and "K" stitched onto the front count as a costume?

11. Are you double jointed?
Nope.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In the closet, as a child... don't judge me...

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No... and thank God for that.

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?
Always.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Not anyone I can think of, it's easier to just come up with rude nicknames like "Thunder Thighs" and "Tundra Can".

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions?":
I guess we'll see...


"X" Marks the spot:
[ ] I do wear make-up.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (HAH!)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Errr... non-existant...

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
... do I really have to answer these?

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
ALWAYS!!!!

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
A few.

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
You can't break what is already broken... wait, that means yes.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Ewww, no. Who would operate on plastic?

7. Do you like your life?
It could be better, it could be worse...

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
... I'mma gonna skip this one.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, if you replace the word "jumped" with the word "tripped".

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Point goes to the guys.

11. How long have you had Facebook or Myspace?
Since high school. Too bad they only get updated maybe once a year.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
No, slapping isn't effective enough.

13. What are your biggest fears?
Aside from rodents, bees and heights, it would probably be that I would never want to be the worst at something.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
It's happened.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
It's funny, my girlfriend has been on my mind since I started this test.

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”?
... wait, does GameFAQs count as cheating?

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes, but it turns out it was a bad thing.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No, fame is overrated and smelly.

19. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes, but the milk cartons with their pictures on them were sent out last week, so we should find them soon.


This guy or that guy?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: I don't like my odds in this line of questioning...
Preppy or Cowboy?: Cowboys are funny.
Face or Body?: ... please don't make me answer these...
Sweet or Sexy?: ... please?
Well-educated or Dropout?: If I had to be stuck with a guy, he'd better be eductated.
Armani or Abercrombie?: Those aren't even real words!
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: ... next...
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Blue eyes... I mean, NEXT!
Contacts or Glasses?: SKIP!

More Questions.
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Errr... what?
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke: Wha?!
04. Skirts or pants?: Pants
05. Socks or leggings?: Socks
06. Hoodies or jackets?: Jacket
07. Heels or sneakers?: Sneakers
08. Straight or curly hair?: I like straight hair, but I'm naturally curly... figure that one out.
09. Hoop or dangling earrings?: BEGONE!
10. White or black?: TRICK QUESTION!
11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath or body works: No thanks, I'm good.
12. Smoothies or lattes?: Can't we just get a slurpee and be done with it all?
13. Diet or regular sodas?: Diet Dr. Pepper is just bull, bring me the regular stuff.
15. Pearls or diamonds?: Jewellry isn't impressive to me...
16. Vintage or boho?: I have no idea what you're asking.
17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: Ewwww, isn't one of them a bolemic or something?
18. Lindsay or Hilary?: ...
19. Ipod or cell phone? Cell phone, you can play music on them too now.
20. Friends or family?: Friends, my folks and I aren't so close.
21. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Which one isn't makeup?
22. Manicure or pedicure?: I'm a MAN!
23. Tiffany’s or Chanel: Who are all of these weird people?!
24: Peace or love?: Love me sexy!
25. Sunglasses or purses?: Sun Glasses, they make me look manlier!

In a guy...
Funny or Serious?: Comedy is a must in any relatio-WHAT THE HELL?!
Cute or Hot?: ... never ask me this question again.
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: You can stop now...
Long Hair or Short Hair?: ... please stop.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: You're making me upset.
Clean-cut or Rough?: You won't like me when I'm upset...
Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Remind me to stab myself while I sleep tonight.
Smoker or Non-smoker?: ... Non-smoker.
Druggie or Clean?: ... Clean.
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?: Neither impresses me.
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Okay, if a guy with a beard tried hitting on me, I'd scream.
Younger or Older?: You know how daddy likes those little boys... muahahahahah!
Player or Loyal?: He'd better be effing loyal if he's after me.
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[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (…SHUT UP!!!)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[x] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada. (Pretty easy when you LIVE THERE!!!!)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well. (I refuse to acknowledge this, even though my girlfriend states otherwise.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name. (A...Z...U... no, I don't think I do)
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam (Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit)
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tipyng like this.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.


Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Ad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] You used to watch Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. (They're okay, not really "cool", but they're alright)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. (Hahahah... no)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Boy – 12
Errr... I'm less of a man than my girlfriend...

Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses SKIRTS when you can
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Girl - 1
HAH, take that woman quiz!